Comments on: Zion http://www.rationalcontemporary.com/archives/91 Personal webpage of Joshuah Stolaroff Sun, 17 May 2009 01:05:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: Nick http://www.rationalcontemporary.com/archives/91/comment-page-1#comment-144 Nick Fri, 13 Oct 2006 17:54:45 +0000 http://www.rationalcontemporary.com/archives/91#comment-144 It was indeed a fun trip, despite the fact that there was no gambling or drinking or hookers. Josh, you may not have known this but I am actually a Jell-O jiggler in human shape. I have no bones or muscles and anything I do that might appear to be walking, biking, or running, is actually just the appearance of self motivated locomotion. I actually just jiggle places. That is why I always drank berry flavored sugar water. The hikes were pretty easy, even for me the guy with no muscular or skeletal structure. I would go again. But I think next time we should go someplace in the south east USA. I've not spent much time there and I think it would be an extra-special experience to run into an apalachian hillbilly. I've always wanted to meet the distant cousin of the freakish desert dwelling weirdo I'm already familiar with. It was indeed a fun trip, despite the fact that there was no gambling or drinking or hookers. Josh, you may not have known this but I am actually a Jell-O jiggler in human shape. I have no bones or muscles and anything I do that might appear to be walking, biking, or running, is actually just the appearance of self motivated locomotion. I actually just jiggle places. That is why I always drank berry flavored sugar water.

The hikes were pretty easy, even for me the guy with no muscular or skeletal structure.

I would go again. But I think next time we should go someplace in the south east USA. I’ve not spent much time there and I think it would be an extra-special experience to run into an apalachian hillbilly. I’ve always wanted to meet the distant cousin of the freakish desert dwelling weirdo I’m already familiar with.

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